Sven must be smiling

Sven and Nancy must be smiling

His England sides always qualified for major tournaments. His successor and home grown Englishman Steve McClaren failed to do that in his first attempt.

He took Man City to 9th place in the premiership and a derby double over Man United. Mark Hughes finished 10th next year after spending a lot more on transfers.

Sven’s English sides made the quarter-finals of every major tournament they played and always went out with their heads held high - twice beaten on penalties by Portugal and once by a freak/wonder goal from Ronaldinho.

Sven also got the better of England’s arch nemesis’: a 5-1 win over Germany in the qualifiers and a 1-0 win over Argentina in the World Cup.

And now England under their much vaunted saviour, Fabio Capello, have made a humiliating exit in round 2 of the 2010 World Cup, with the added embarrassment of having suffered their biggest world cup defeat at the hands of a bunch of fledglings from bitter rivals Germany.

Sven came under heavy criticism during his time in England: he was criticized for being ice cold and aloof in the dugout; for repeatedly failing to inspire England (Gareth Southgate criticizing him for being an Iain Duncan Smith and not a Winston Churchill when it came to half time speeches); for lacking imagination and for openly having a string of love affairs.

Now, with England numbed into submission by the greatest blitzkrieg seen since the days of the Battle of Britain, Sven must surely be grinning from ear to ear.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a post match celebratory party with Nancy Dell’Olio and sent a message to all his former bashers.

SERVES YOU RIGHT SUCKERS!!!

The Africa Unity shirt: meant to be the third strip of 12 African nations. Billed as Africa’s World Cup, the tournament  hasn’t quite turned out like that. Africa’s hopes now rest solely on Ghana. Would be a good idea for them to wear the continental strip  against the Americans. What do you think?

The Africa Unity shirt: meant to be the third strip of 12 African nations. Billed as Africa’s World Cup, the tournament hasn’t quite turned out like that. Africa’s hopes now rest solely on Ghana. Would be a good idea for them to wear the continental strip  against the Americans. What do you think?

If only we (Man United) knew how good he was going to become :-(

If only we (Man United) knew how good he was going to become :-(

My god, they should take them into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, “OK, OK! I give!
— Rick Reilly on the godforsaken vuvuzelas
Never thought I would live to see this
fyeahworldcup2010:

Ivory Coast 0 Portugal 0
Sure, I expected a goal or two from the game between Drogba and Ronaldo but NOTHING beats this priceless moment between the both of them.

Never thought I would live to see this

fyeahworldcup2010:

Ivory CoastPortugal 0

Sure, I expected a goal or two from the game between Drogba and Ronaldo but NOTHING beats this priceless moment between the both of them.

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