The inevitable jokes about the sex theory of Guru Gary
Coach Gary Kirsten’s mantra for Indian cricketers to have sex to boost competitiveness could soon lead to the following scenarios.
Coaching academies across the country also starting sex-education classes to ensure that their wards are in top quality mental shape.
Coaches accused of molesting their pupils pleading that they were merely trying to get them mentally prepared for the action.
The BCCI sending under-performing players to a recovery program in the red-light district of Amsterdam. This could also lead to a situation of players under-performing on purpose to get more ‘sexual’ treatment.
Dressing rooms to have a new section called the ‘undressing room’.
Viagra getting banned by the ICC as an illegal performance enhancing drug.
John Buchanan’s entourage of trainers and assistant coaches getting a new addition – a stripper. Also Buchanan coaching his players to be ambidextrous - in the practise of the going solo technique.
The next IPL could be sponsored by Playboy.
The ‘Kitkat break’ getting replaced by the ‘Kamasutra break’.
Tournaments will also have an official condom like official drink, official chewing gum and official carrier.
